ARTICLE No. 1

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ELECTIONS ALL OVER

KICHAD PHEKNA

                        After seeing all this election mania all over, I couldn’t resist writing anything about election 2014. This is my first election you can say in which I am looking forward to. No I am not contesting for any seat don’t worry I am looking forward because I will be voting for the first time. I am thinking what to write as so many are writing so much that I don’t have anything fresh to write.  But this is my post, my blog , my life and I am living in a democratic country , so I can do anything .Be Ready!!!

                        The most interesting and crucial part of any election is “KICHAD PHEKNA” on each other’s party members. One fine morning you wake up with pleasant mood, ask someone to make a cup of tea with some ginger to feel fresher. You sit in the terrace  ,cold breeze is flowing around. You have your cup in one hand and the fresh newspaper in the other hand. In such ecstatic environment all you see is NaMo is saying Rahul Gandhi is hopeless. RaGa is throwing back that Modi is casteist. Kejriwal is saying he and his party are the only nice people in the world and all others are evil and corrupt. If this is case in centre in Maharashtra Thackeray brothers are stealing the thunder. Media people are taking advantage of this entire feud. Arnab Goswami the star reporter is shouting again and again on the politicians and asking the same questions. Though nation doesn’t need any answer, he troubles these innocent lives.

                        The Nayak-2 of election14 is seriously unstoppable. At certain age one feels that I should try this profession or I should go for other, then we settle on one thing for life. But in case of Nayak-2 he is not ready to settle for any profession. He started with being an Engineer, then Income tax officer, Social worker, Protester, Chief Minister and now next he is aiming for PM’s chair. Who knows one day he will challenge Barak Obama’s chair too.  The hero of election14 Mr.Modi is touring so much now days that even google.com cannot identify his exact location. After elections I guarantee that he will face withdrawal symptoms that he is staying at one place for so long period and he is not accusing congress for anything. The so called ‘Shehzada’ might be still having nightmares of Arnab.  He is having nausea of words like empowerment, women, system, and youth.

                        O God! I have done the same thing what these idiots are doing i.e. just talking rubbish. Only by thinking and talking about these devils even you lose your elegant character.  I seriously don’t know when our country will get a group of good people as GOVERNMENT OF INDIA. Anyway I will have my tea as it is getting cold. Bye J

-Shurvat hai!!!!!!!