How being a Tester ruined my life!

                I work as a tester in an IT firm from couple of months. Tester’s job is to find defects in a program which was designed by a developer or developers by working overnight. At initial stage they used to get happy but in sometime their first enemy in our office was me. Seeing my happy face they used to growl in themselves. But this dint ruin anything. Actually the work of tester is finding bugs, defects, and mistake. This work of mine actually entered consciously or unconsciously into my veins. And there the miserable journey of finding errors in the God gifted life has started.

                Whenever I enter in lift with some people in it my attention went to the ugliest person there. I enjoyed finding improper or unusual things in people, which actually made them uncomfortable. My focus went to the things which I don’t have in my life rather then what I have. Complaining about each and every little thing increased. People actually started abusing me for possessing such negativish attitude.

One day a developer sent by God himself came in my life and gave me the code and asked me to find only good things. Still my eyes were searching for bad things in the code. I was actually shocked to know how much my approach for things have changed. ON that day I decided to quit my job as tester from my personal life (continued in professional as I have to). When my approach changed I saw so many extra ordinary things in ordinary people (I know I am no one to decide who is ordinary). I found everything depends on how you see things. Many times you look around so negatively that the impact of positive things also vanish. Swami Vivekanand used to quote that “If your mood is negative or dull just stay at home! You are no one to go out and ruin other’s life because of your negativity”

So God has created this world and the people around you. So they are ought to be positive and excellent. So make people happy and stay positive always.  “Please don’t behave that your father is a photographer (hope u get it).”

Question and Answer

Why?

Why there were and are always some major issues with our beautiful country India. If we take our history text book we mostly find that innumerable people tried to conquer this land and harass the people over here. Since Muhammad bin Qasim age to Moghuls , everyone came and made living of people miserable. Marathas tried to make peace for a while, but that was also short lived.

Things got worse when British invaded India and became rulers.  By 1910 they took 90 crores of revenue to England. By this we can imagine how much they tortured us. Uncountable people died, many families shattered to give the coming generation a free country. Gandhiji, Tilak, Savarkar and many more left their lucrative jobs and lived a pitiable life. Back to my question. Why???...

Why so much of sufferings. Now after independence problems are no less. Terrorist are always ready for a war, our brave Army is 24*7 protecting us from them. Corruption, poverty the internal problems are no less. I don’t know about other countries but my nation has gone through great problems and also going through.  But what actually give us the strength to fight against such odds?
Mysterious.  How come always there is sunshine after the darkness. So much of diversity we have in our country. Diversity in thinking, in culture, in dressing everything.  When any problem appears we leave behind our differences and fight with oneness. This is the country where humanity is worship along with the Almighty. We love and practice peace.

 Because-  Sun never sets on Indian Empire. 

LEARN FROM GODs

                 Hinduism is not a religion but a way of life. Our deities depicted it very beautifully. Instead of just praying to God when we are in some problems or reciting the Shlokas, we can learn from them and find the answer to the impediments. We perform idol worship and have made our mind that they are God so they can conquer the problems or any obstacles they face. Instead see them as symbol for answering our issues. Also there must be some hidden message given by the almighty to us through the photos we see of them as God. If we say God is“Nirgun Nirakar” (which means virtue less and formless God) then how can he be in so many shapes and sizes? May be He wants us to learn something from the depictions.

 Lets take this picture. Elephant headed God. May be he wants us to protect animals as we human being who can think should be the saviour of mother earth and her children. Especially Elephant does not have any enemy in forest. Though being such a huge body he never troubles anyone. This could also be a message for us that be strong be confident but be down to earth.

This picture is especially for girls. If a girl decides she can control a Lion and kill the evil around by herself. Instead of depending on any man be self confident and fight wherever needed. This picture depicts the power of a woman. She can handle so many things at a time. If we relate it for today’s scenario, a woman can do a good career and also look after her family at a same time.

                

Hanuman as all know symbolize strength. He is also a great manager and a leader. He showed it in Lanka episode. Lord Rama asked him only to find Sita. But he proactively destroyed the place so that to show Ravana that his enemy is not someone ordinary. Also by burning whole Lanka he made publicity of the unrighteous deed of Ravana.

                Indra the king of God. Though being a king he is anxious and uneasy always as he feared that his throne is endangered. He got cursed too because of his deeds. So this shows that be calm and contented with what we have with us. Don’t be too anxious.

               

  Lord Rama, though we call him Lord he dint perform any miracles like typical Gods did. He just had his bow and arrow and won every war he fought. He teaches us man doesn’t need extraordinary powers to be good and be “Maryada purushottam”. He faced every challenge a man faces in life. He studied the situation and found the best answer for it.

-         - Feeling Proud OF BEING HINDU    

   

CONTRADICTION

            

BEEF BAN MY CHOICE

 I know after the end of this blog I will be having haters much more than lovers in my life. But it’s MYCHOICE. What a contradiction in our society. Girls are supporting the #Mychoice video of Deepika as if she has taken place of Mother Teresa in every girl's life( A message for Deepika in between,- Stop copying Madhuri Dixit , 1^st Mohini and now Vogue, you are nowhere in front of Madhuri). And on the other side people are getting mad over #BeefBan.  So at one place woman should get freedom limitless and on other animals who are innocent but less wise then human being as well as being human should be killed so that you should get tasty food to eat and enjoy hunting and wear beautiful clothes because you are not originally beautiful.( Now please don’t argue with stupid comments that plants also are innocent, we should even stop eating them if this is the case. God has created the food chain, where human interrupted and damaged everything)

            This is the food chain we were taught in our school days. I know Stone Age people or warriors used to eat non-veg food. That was because their duty was to fight for their nation and needed to go under extreme hardship, where vegetables are not sufficient for required strength. But now a day’s people give hardship only for their fingers. Man is nowhere in the food chain.  Yesterday some people misinterpreted advocate general’s statement. Following was the reaction-

PWP MLC Jayant Patil, objecting to the AG's announcement, said, "I could not sleep at night. Government cannot decide what I will eat"

How human got right to decide animal’s fate? Only beacuse God has given you a bit of extra brain which usually you use for destruction. I think when God made man he must have sent him with intention that he should take care of weaker section of society. By weaker section I don’t mean caste wise. I mean animals, birds etc. But He must be wonderstruck by our behaviour. So please people think over it. I know I am vegetarian so cannot understand you but you will stop being selfish.  

ON LIGHTER NOTE- Just imagine for a while if animals make some Union and make mutiny against human beings. One tiger might me enjoying Deepika padukone’s leg piece and some bear might me giving treat to his family by offering them Katrina kaif leg piece ;)

Funnily horrifying right?

THE LOVE STORY-I will be there for you ;)

                

              Thank you so much for making my life cheerful. This blog is just a tribute to you. My love for you. Sorry I kept you 12^th. Apology!  I lived all alone for 6 years in my flat but by the end of 4^th year I was introduced to you. And my Life Changed. I felt you in my home since then. I talked with you. I imagined how you must have reacted in XYZ situation. I followed the way you show me in any issues I faced.  My friends told me when I start talking about you I am unstoppable. I smile I laugh I giggle I make faces and I am happy. They love me like this. You seriously mesmerised me. I never got or will get such a companion in my life for sure. I LOVE YOU!

               I still remember the first encounter with you “chandler stuck in an atm” it was love at first sight; from that day my thinking my life has changed. The friendship between you people cannot be described in words. F.R.I.E.N.D.S changed my thinking and opinion about west. The love between Chandler and Monica was so pure. The fight for house was so involving for me and when Chandler and Joe won it was top of the world feeling for me as if I have won the Quiz.

                Pheobe how can you be so generous and ready to do whatever you can for people let it be your granny, sis, or your beloved friends.  Joe I know you are brightest in all. People are very dumb to know you, understand you. I want to be like you. A shower and all your sorrows are in bathroom outlet. People cared for you and they don’t how you will react is enough for you Ross, right?

                Hope Rachel you know cooking by now. Don’t you worry I am facing the same problem. I can’t cook but world wants me learn cooking. Monica! are you an Indian? How you have all the qualities of an Indian woman!  Chandler how’s your twins? Hope they get your sarcasm. And yes you are the funniest in the world.

                                   F.R.I.E.N.D.S thanks for being a part of life.

                HAPPINESS IS WATCHING F.R.I.E.N.D.S AGAIN AND AGAIN. 

--SPECIAL THANKS TO ROSHNI SHINDE

Unfortunate

Bhagat singh and Shivaji have Lost the battle

Seriously India with such a rich heritage and being one of the ancient civilisation, why we were cursed with such immature and selfish media and also with crafty bloody politicians. India is a great country ruled by bloodsucker leaders.

Once I was standing in a huddled local train. A man was reading some Hindi newspaper. He was holding the paper such that even I could read the whole page comfortably. I peeked for couple of minutes into the paper and I found out there was not single news which will inspire you, which will motivate and will give feel good factor. There was not a single news which will make anyone proud of our country. I don’t think in 125cr people no positive hearsays are spreading. Why did BBC take such interviews. They should have interviewed a person like Varun Pruthi who is showcasing humanity in his amazing videos. I ask you Arnab why you choose topics which are controversial and which are least motivating for anyone, why can’t you search a topic which will lead to some answer for betterment of society.

Media please don’t make people discuss about AIB, ask them to discuss about IIM, IIT. These news channels should stop their hunger for sake of the country and for coming generations. Please introspect about what you are showing to the coming generation. Instead of showing Virat and Anshuka’s affair, let them see how they strived hard to become successful in their career. People I beg you just don’t trust the media blindly please you use your intellectual brain given to you by Almighty.

Politicians are cruellest on all. When people will ask for black money they will ask someone like mohan bhagwat to make some controversial statement. So instead of people catching hold of politicians they will discuss how RSS is extremist. Bhagat Singh and Shivaji might be feeling defeated now in Heaven in front of George Washington and Napolean. They might be bowing down their heads in shame.

 I feel depressed that why the best country is now having bad image around the globe! Why are we still in developing phase! Why are we so unfortunate!

          How can we proudly say with a smile?

                                  “ Mera Bharat mahan.   

Sau me se ninyanve bemaan”

CHOTE SCREENS KI BADI BAATE

                                               

                                                                                 

I know everyone is bit surprised that “Shri ka blog and no SRK yet!” So let me write something about his great work and which has a place in Guinness book. But wait why should I tell the facts which are already known to everybody. So let me share something which is very common yet uncommon now-a-days.

                I and My friends (Harsh, Abhishek and Aditya) decided to watch “DDLJ” at Maratha mandir on Saturday 13/12, on the very next day of completion of 1000weeks. We left our hostel a bit late then what we actually decided. The show timing was 11.30am. By 10.30am tickets selling start. None of us was sure that whether the movie was still running in the theatre or not as the buzz mentioned that “Maratha mandir will let off DDLJ after 1000weeks”. At 11am we reached the single screen theatre and saw the poster of DDLJ and heaved a sigh of relief. But our happiness was short-lived. There was a long queue for tickets. We were pretty unsure that we will get tickets or not. Two of us went in the queue and me n harsh started requesting people who were in the beginning of the line to buy tickets for us too. After many arrogant replies and rejections a man with kind heart and labourish face agreed. But sometimes helping others put you in trouble. As the limit were 4 for a person. He managed to take only 4 tickets, which apparently we took from him and he went home with empty hands. This anxiety of unsurety about the tickets is getting extinct because of BOOKMYSHOW.COM.

                The door for cinema hall opened. People huddled as if the seats are allocated on first cum first serve basis (this happening is also very rare now). Security man somehow managed the crowd. We entered the cinema hall. We had balcony tickets costing RS20 each (Rarest phenomena). As a huge fan of Shahrukh khan I posed his style in front of DDLJ poster. My friends also followed me. Then we bought popcorn for Rs20 and waited to start the movie. As soon as the first scene appeared people shouted in chorus in happiness. Audience welcomed Amrish puri with Applause. The energy of audience reached at its best when Kajol and King Khan appeared for the first time. Everyone wished that their father should be like Anupam kher who celebrated his son’s failure. This continued for all most all scenes. Clapping, shouting, singing songs of the movie, whistling were going on with increasing fashion. The charged up environment was nonstop for 3 hours. As the show was house full and everyone has already seen the movie people reacted beforehand for every memorable scene. Infamous dialogue-“bade bade desho mai aise choti choti baate hoti reheti hai” got expected honour from public.

          

                Now-a-days you don’t find such energy in any movie or even in crowd. It was really a perfect nostalgia who is 35-40years old now. They must have witnessed the first day first show of DDLJ. After all it was awesome and unforgettable experience. I suggest a business idea ( as an MBA guy) to khans and bachchan that they should bring back their legendary movies like lagan ,hum aapke hai kon, deewar , janjir, rang de basanti, baazigar to single screens. They should promote them as they promote their new movies. Single screens will also get back their audience.TRY IT! J