I AM JUST A MESSENGER

Hi I am WhatsApp. Yes Whatsapp and not whatsUP! I am your newest addiction. I am also the most precious and the costliest and  the latest product of Facebook. So Mark is handling your both obsessions. I am there with you continuously. Your love is so desperate that you are literally unaware that you touch me with your dirtiest hands. Atleast check for a moment before touching me that where your hand is travelling from. You start and end your day with me.

I have learnt some things about you humans. Your facial expressions and the smiley you chose do not match. What you actually get from visiting A to Z contacts atleast twice a day? May be you are interested in some special people’s status. My creator helps you every day that the conflicts between you and your kin should reduce but you make me a reason of your fights like” kya be blue ticks dekh le maine, msg dekh ke bhi reply nhi deta” I am here to make your relations better and now because of me you got chance to dodge the well settled relations. You ignore the friend who is sitting next to you chat with the person who is ready to give you time only through virtual world.

And what kind of rubbish things you spread through me. Mark sir I really want some auto delete functionality. Please allow me to check the messages and then pass it on. I don’t want to be a reason of communal violence, hatred. I really wonder how my elder brother Facebook deals with this. After all this still I do feel good of my existence. I am very much proud of myself. I brought distinct friends together, I make people smile daily, I am also a news provider and yes I charge very less for all this.  Now you can even give a call through me. Sorry I am not that good in this service but surely I will improve in this area as well.

AND FOR HIKE , IMO, VIBER AND WHAT NOT “I WON YOU LOSE.” :) ;)

I DONT KNOW HOW LONG

                        I was in 8^th standard when I became your ardent fan when I saw you in “Kal ho na ho”. Your energy onscreen and off-screen made me to follow you in every way. Your attire, your style , your sense of humour and your wit were and are commendable. I became your first day first show wala Fan. Don, chak de India, My name is khan were seen in loops. Every year I see some or other of your film on November 2^nd without fail. Darr, Bazzigar, fierce acting in Anjam became my most favourite’s movies of all time.   

                        You have earned a tremendous amount of money by entertaining us. I always adore you as self made man in this competitive and nepotistic Industry. Now you are Dr. Shahrukh khan with 14 filmfare highest by any actor till date and also the King of bollywood. So according to me you have achieved what one can achieve in film industry. So what has happened to you now? At this moment of your career we want come classy movies from you and instead you are investing your energy in very massy movies like Happy new year, Dilwale and also busy in some controversial comments. Your deed and justification at Wankhede Stadium were very lame. Please don’t let us down by behaving in such manner at the age of 50 and at this epoch. For coming to this level you have taken much pain, some literal pains. Hope you remember you cried on stage of filmfare when you came to receive Best actor for Devdas. You cried as you were about to undergo an operation and remain off from work for 5-6 months. You so much love to work then why such bad movies.   

            We all know money is very important part of our life and it is always lesser than we require. You have enough now by God’s grace. You have your own Palace in Mumbai. Your fans have given you everything they can. Now it’s time to give them back. So instead of making a film on Fans Please do some movies which will make us feel proud about you. Every big actor is compared to you though it is Amitabh or Aamir, why because you are Number 1. So please make some quality films which will suit such ranking. If you compare the actors of your calibre like Leonardo di caprio, Aamir Khan etc have grown with every film. You have completed 23 years in bollywood and 27 onscreen; there is humongous responsibility on your shoulders now. Many youth follow you. You are an idol for many people. Think wisely before saying or acting anything. The consequences of your speech on intolerance are visible now that people are saying  “Kaal ka londa Ranveer ne King Khan ko haraya”. I request you to stop thinking like your dialogue “bade bade desho mai choti choti baatein hoti reheti hai”. Many a times what you say is not “choti baat” now. It becomes trending on twitter and other media.

            After all this I am still waiting for FAN and Raees because I am your fan. But how long I DON'T KNOW.

Question and Answer

Why?

Why there were and are always some major issues with our beautiful country India. If we take our history text book we mostly find that innumerable people tried to conquer this land and harass the people over here. Since Muhammad bin Qasim age to Moghuls , everyone came and made living of people miserable. Marathas tried to make peace for a while, but that was also short lived.

Things got worse when British invaded India and became rulers.  By 1910 they took 90 crores of revenue to England. By this we can imagine how much they tortured us. Uncountable people died, many families shattered to give the coming generation a free country. Gandhiji, Tilak, Savarkar and many more left their lucrative jobs and lived a pitiable life. Back to my question. Why???...

Why so much of sufferings. Now after independence problems are no less. Terrorist are always ready for a war, our brave Army is 24*7 protecting us from them. Corruption, poverty the internal problems are no less. I don’t know about other countries but my nation has gone through great problems and also going through.  But what actually give us the strength to fight against such odds?
Mysterious.  How come always there is sunshine after the darkness. So much of diversity we have in our country. Diversity in thinking, in culture, in dressing everything.  When any problem appears we leave behind our differences and fight with oneness. This is the country where humanity is worship along with the Almighty. We love and practice peace.

 Because-  Sun never sets on Indian Empire. 

CONTRADICTION

            

BEEF BAN MY CHOICE

 I know after the end of this blog I will be having haters much more than lovers in my life. But it’s MYCHOICE. What a contradiction in our society. Girls are supporting the #Mychoice video of Deepika as if she has taken place of Mother Teresa in every girl's life( A message for Deepika in between,- Stop copying Madhuri Dixit , 1^st Mohini and now Vogue, you are nowhere in front of Madhuri). And on the other side people are getting mad over #BeefBan.  So at one place woman should get freedom limitless and on other animals who are innocent but less wise then human being as well as being human should be killed so that you should get tasty food to eat and enjoy hunting and wear beautiful clothes because you are not originally beautiful.( Now please don’t argue with stupid comments that plants also are innocent, we should even stop eating them if this is the case. God has created the food chain, where human interrupted and damaged everything)

            This is the food chain we were taught in our school days. I know Stone Age people or warriors used to eat non-veg food. That was because their duty was to fight for their nation and needed to go under extreme hardship, where vegetables are not sufficient for required strength. But now a day’s people give hardship only for their fingers. Man is nowhere in the food chain.  Yesterday some people misinterpreted advocate general’s statement. Following was the reaction-

PWP MLC Jayant Patil, objecting to the AG's announcement, said, "I could not sleep at night. Government cannot decide what I will eat"

How human got right to decide animal’s fate? Only beacuse God has given you a bit of extra brain which usually you use for destruction. I think when God made man he must have sent him with intention that he should take care of weaker section of society. By weaker section I don’t mean caste wise. I mean animals, birds etc. But He must be wonderstruck by our behaviour. So please people think over it. I know I am vegetarian so cannot understand you but you will stop being selfish.  

ON LIGHTER NOTE- Just imagine for a while if animals make some Union and make mutiny against human beings. One tiger might me enjoying Deepika padukone’s leg piece and some bear might me giving treat to his family by offering them Katrina kaif leg piece ;)

Funnily horrifying right?

Unfortunate

Bhagat singh and Shivaji have Lost the battle

Seriously India with such a rich heritage and being one of the ancient civilisation, why we were cursed with such immature and selfish media and also with crafty bloody politicians. India is a great country ruled by bloodsucker leaders.

Once I was standing in a huddled local train. A man was reading some Hindi newspaper. He was holding the paper such that even I could read the whole page comfortably. I peeked for couple of minutes into the paper and I found out there was not single news which will inspire you, which will motivate and will give feel good factor. There was not a single news which will make anyone proud of our country. I don’t think in 125cr people no positive hearsays are spreading. Why did BBC take such interviews. They should have interviewed a person like Varun Pruthi who is showcasing humanity in his amazing videos. I ask you Arnab why you choose topics which are controversial and which are least motivating for anyone, why can’t you search a topic which will lead to some answer for betterment of society.

Media please don’t make people discuss about AIB, ask them to discuss about IIM, IIT. These news channels should stop their hunger for sake of the country and for coming generations. Please introspect about what you are showing to the coming generation. Instead of showing Virat and Anshuka’s affair, let them see how they strived hard to become successful in their career. People I beg you just don’t trust the media blindly please you use your intellectual brain given to you by Almighty.

Politicians are cruellest on all. When people will ask for black money they will ask someone like mohan bhagwat to make some controversial statement. So instead of people catching hold of politicians they will discuss how RSS is extremist. Bhagat Singh and Shivaji might be feeling defeated now in Heaven in front of George Washington and Napolean. They might be bowing down their heads in shame.

 I feel depressed that why the best country is now having bad image around the globe! Why are we still in developing phase! Why are we so unfortunate!

          How can we proudly say with a smile?

                                  “ Mera Bharat mahan.   

Sau me se ninyanve bemaan”

ELECTIONS ALL OVER

KICHAD PHEKNA

                        After seeing all this election mania all over, I couldn’t resist writing anything about election 2014. This is my first election you can say in which I am looking forward to. No I am not contesting for any seat don’t worry I am looking forward because I will be voting for the first time. I am thinking what to write as so many are writing so much that I don’t have anything fresh to write.  But this is my post, my blog , my life and I am living in a democratic country , so I can do anything .Be Ready!!!

                        The most interesting and crucial part of any election is “KICHAD PHEKNA” on each other’s party members. One fine morning you wake up with pleasant mood, ask someone to make a cup of tea with some ginger to feel fresher. You sit in the terrace  ,cold breeze is flowing around. You have your cup in one hand and the fresh newspaper in the other hand. In such ecstatic environment all you see is NaMo is saying Rahul Gandhi is hopeless. RaGa is throwing back that Modi is casteist. Kejriwal is saying he and his party are the only nice people in the world and all others are evil and corrupt. If this is case in centre in Maharashtra Thackeray brothers are stealing the thunder. Media people are taking advantage of this entire feud. Arnab Goswami the star reporter is shouting again and again on the politicians and asking the same questions. Though nation doesn’t need any answer, he troubles these innocent lives.

                        The Nayak-2 of election14 is seriously unstoppable. At certain age one feels that I should try this profession or I should go for other, then we settle on one thing for life. But in case of Nayak-2 he is not ready to settle for any profession. He started with being an Engineer, then Income tax officer, Social worker, Protester, Chief Minister and now next he is aiming for PM’s chair. Who knows one day he will challenge Barak Obama’s chair too.  The hero of election14 Mr.Modi is touring so much now days that even google.com cannot identify his exact location. After elections I guarantee that he will face withdrawal symptoms that he is staying at one place for so long period and he is not accusing congress for anything. The so called ‘Shehzada’ might be still having nightmares of Arnab.  He is having nausea of words like empowerment, women, system, and youth.

                        O God! I have done the same thing what these idiots are doing i.e. just talking rubbish. Only by thinking and talking about these devils even you lose your elegant character.  I seriously don’t know when our country will get a group of good people as GOVERNMENT OF INDIA. Anyway I will have my tea as it is getting cold. Bye J

-Shurvat hai!!!!!!!