I AM JUST A MESSENGER

Hi I am WhatsApp. Yes Whatsapp and not whatsUP! I am your newest addiction. I am also the most precious and the costliest and  the latest product of Facebook. So Mark is handling your both obsessions. I am there with you continuously. Your love is so desperate that you are literally unaware that you touch me with your dirtiest hands. Atleast check for a moment before touching me that where your hand is travelling from. You start and end your day with me.

I have learnt some things about you humans. Your facial expressions and the smiley you chose do not match. What you actually get from visiting A to Z contacts atleast twice a day? May be you are interested in some special people’s status. My creator helps you every day that the conflicts between you and your kin should reduce but you make me a reason of your fights like” kya be blue ticks dekh le maine, msg dekh ke bhi reply nhi deta” I am here to make your relations better and now because of me you got chance to dodge the well settled relations. You ignore the friend who is sitting next to you chat with the person who is ready to give you time only through virtual world.

And what kind of rubbish things you spread through me. Mark sir I really want some auto delete functionality. Please allow me to check the messages and then pass it on. I don’t want to be a reason of communal violence, hatred. I really wonder how my elder brother Facebook deals with this. After all this still I do feel good of my existence. I am very much proud of myself. I brought distinct friends together, I make people smile daily, I am also a news provider and yes I charge very less for all this.  Now you can even give a call through me. Sorry I am not that good in this service but surely I will improve in this area as well.

AND FOR HIKE , IMO, VIBER AND WHAT NOT “I WON YOU LOSE.” :) ;)